Man: ‘ello? Jodie: Hi, is this the number for the man and van? Man: Yep. Jodie: Great, could you give me an hourly cost, please, for a man and a van? Man: Minimum 2 hours, £40 per hour for the man and van. Jodie: Great. Now, I was hoping not to do much regarding the […]
Christmas. The time of year when all that matters is the family and friends that are around you spreading Christmas cheer. Mince pies in the oven, cosy log fires, carolers singing in the distance. If only!! Forget about the endless lists, organizing what to eat when everyone comes over on Boxing Day or panicking that […]
Mr. House Elf asks me to organise his 40th. “Yeah, course”, I say, “No probs”. However, whilst I was excited about a new project and making it extra special for him, I knew deep down that in him asking “Can you organise it all?” what he was really saying was “Can you do the bits […]
90 million active users. 30 million live listings in the UK. 17.7 million unique visitors to the website each month. 160,000 registered businesses. If you’ve never used it before, you can be forgiven for feeling a little intimidated. Ebay is the first port of call for many people who’ve stuff to get rid of. Whether […]
I have been together with Mr. House Elf for well over 6 years now (and moved twice), and in that time we have moved 3 pieces of canvas and a bag of oils, paints and paintbrushes from one cellar to another. Granted, it’s not a tremendous amount and it’s not really something that should bother […]
2 minutes and 37 seconds. That’s how long it took for me to get through to the right department at IKEA, speak to someone helpful and resolve my issue. Outstanding! The thought of schlepping down to IKEA always, without fail, fills people with absolute dread and their friend’s with words of encouragement and sympathy. Thoughts […]
Type ‘London Cleaner’ into Google. You’ll get 3 and a quarter million results. Where do you possibly begin? Just stay on the first page and hope for the best or trawl through as many as you can stand? Trying to find someone in London that will consistently clean your property to an acceptable standard can […]
Let’s face it, our day-to-day lives are constantly busy with the kids, housework, cleaning, gardening, walking the dog on Wandsworth Common and trying to cram in your 5-a-day! It never seems to end. Research shows that the average Brit has 5.1 hours of free time a day, but only 20 minutes of this is spent […]
House Elf gives you the freedom to enjoy your precious free time by looking after all those annoying little chores. From regular cleaning and gardening, to pet sitting and one off errands, we can do (almost) any job that makes your life easier.
“Jake sorted out my horribly messy cellar and storage space for me (I’ve been putting off doing it myself for about a year) and successfully sold some of my surplus stuff on eBay for me.”
Nicola, SW11
“House Elf organised my daughter’s birthday party including the entertainer, table decorations, balloons, you name it. He got us a good deal with Oddbins for champagne for the adults and made fantastic suggestions. He was nothing but helpful throughout the entire process.”
Bella, Wandsworth
“House Elf was very competitively priced and absolutely hassle-free. They do lots of domestic jobs and is a concierge type service – so I will definitely be using them again – if nothing else to get my hands on the chocolate brownie recipe!!”
Rose, Wandsworth
“The gorgeous Gary couldn’t have been more perfect. I had a very early flight and he helped with everything. As an elderly disabled lady, I really appreciated his help all the way to check-in.”
Mrs Elizabeth Cox, SW4
“The service is outstanding, nothing seems too much trouble for my house elf.”
Lee Howard, MD Celebritext, SW9
“I completely forgot my mum’s birthday, house elf picked a present, wrapped and delivered it. Fantastic service.”
Kate Beverstock, Battersea,
“Hurrah for the House Elves! Every house needs (at least) one. They cook, they clean, they tidy, they weed. Where would I be without them?”
Martin, Director, SW9
“We’ve had an elf around our house once a week since the spring and it really makes a difference since we both work from home. More free time for us, no more excuses for not doing the hoovering and mopping and our elf likes cats – and they like her too. Thanks House Elf for finding us a good one!”
Andrew, Consultant, SW12
House Elves have supported me with moving home and taking care of my domestic chores whilst I was ill for some weeks. Their staff are kind, personable, attentive, honest and provide a consistently reliable service. I have no hesitation in recommending them to all of my friends.
Ben, Management Consultant, SE1
“The House elves are flexible, friendly and a joy to have around the house. I was dreading a big project to clear our attic and our House Elf was fantastic!”